Meet Squared: Big Flavor. Smooth Buzz. Zero Booze.

Crisp, cannabis-infused drinks crafted with bold flavors and 5mg of hemp-derived THC — now available on the Sober(ish) marketplace.

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Squared Cannabis Soda

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What's All The Buzz About?

Hear Why People Are Vibing With Squared
Emily G

"I’ve tried a bunch of THC drinks, and Squared is hands down the best tasting. No weird aftertaste, just smooth, refreshing flavor that actually makes me want another."

Jenny J

"I’m honestly blown away by how good these taste. The lemon-lime is better than most sodas — plus you get a perfect little buzz. Total game-changer."

Julia L

"Most THC drinks either taste too earthy or too sweet. Squared nails the balance. It’s clean, light, and actually something I crave after work."

Frequently asked question

Squared delivers bold, clean flavor without the cannabis aftertaste. Our drinks are formulated to taste amazing, with a smooth buzz that kicks in fast and fades clean.

Each can contains 1mg to 5mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC — a low, functional dose perfect for socializing, unwinding, or enhancing your vibe without going overboard.

You’ll feel a light, balanced buzz — not a heavy high. Our drinks are designed to give you a relaxed, elevated feeling that’s social and approachable, even for first-timers.

Customer Reviews

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Tastes Great!

I really LOVE this energy drink and the 1 MG is the perfect amount for me and tastes GREAT! I do WISH and hope that someone would come out with a 'STILL' energy drink with THC as the carbonation can be a bit hard on my system at times. Great product with great results!