Meet Green Monké: Your Happy Hour, Hangover-Free

Fun, fizzy, and hangover-free alternative to alcohol, made for good vibes during snacks, rom-coms, or adventures with friends — now available on the Sober(ish) marketplace.

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The best from our friends at Green Monké

Mango Guava
12-Pack

Mango Guava

5 mg THC + 5 mg CBD
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Orange Passionfruit
12-Pack

Orange Passionfruit

5 mg THC + 5 mg CBD
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Tropical Citrus
12-Pack

Tropical Citrus

10 mg THC + 10 mg CBD
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Blue Raspberry
12-Pack

Blue Raspberry

10 mg THC + 10 mg CBD
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What's All The Buzz About?

Hear Why People Are Vibing With Green Monké
Angela H

"I love the flavor of these sodas and that they are so low in calories! I can have a night out with no alcohol, no hangover, and very little calories. BIG WIN!"

Nicole R

"The Orange Flavor is so delicious and fruity. Makes me feel like I am on vacation in my living room. I will be telling everyone I know about these!"

Julie K

"I tried the Tropical Citrus in the Sampler Box and I was in love. I had to come back and purchase more ASAP!"

Frequently asked questions

Green Monké offers non-alcoholic, hemp-infused sodas designed as low-dose alcohol alternatives. Each beverage combines Delta-9 THC and CBD for a balanced, enjoyable experience

Green Monké offers varieties with different potencies. For example, the Mango Guava flavor contains 5mg of Delta-9 THC and 5mg of CBD per can, while the Tropical Citrus flavor contains 10mg of THC and 10mg of CBD per can.

Most consumers begin to feel the effects within 20 to 40 minutes. Timing can vary based on metabolism and tolerance, so we recommend starting with one can and going slow.

Customer Reviews

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Sami S.
These are delicious

love the flavor profile